Life Unexpected Review

Posted by Jim on Jan 18, 2010 0

I had the opportunity to watch an early release of this show this morning and give you my review before the general airinbg tonight. I am sure the folks at CW are very excited about this show. The premise is meant to pluck hard at the heart strings of woman, woman who can’t get pregnant, woman who got pregnant and had an abortion, woman who got pregnant, had a kid and then lost it due to: illness, accident, death, war, drugs, divorce, abduction, kidnapping, life raft to the US of A from Cuba, or adoption. Get the picture?

In short, this show is a chick show. Just watching the previews makes undescended testicles rise back up faster then men during a Polar Bear day event.

Men skip it – unless your girl insists on watching it, then help get the kids to bed early, take out the trash, get the dishes loaded into the dishwasher, turn down the lights, grab a throw for her, make popcorn or whatever her snack choice is, get her feet up on your legs, shoes off, and spend the hour giving her a foot and lower calf massage. And pay attention to getting her in the mood, and then good luck to you for the rest of the evening.

Of course ignore the show only enough to know the names of the characters. And here is all you need to know

The guy – “Yeah I think the Dad is being a jerk, he should try harder”

The woman – “She has it so hard (ignore her job as a radio celebrity or all of her income especially in the current economy and relative to her social index needs based on her standard of living, in short, ignore reality and just repeat “she has it so hard”)”

The kid – the kid is a girl, all you need to know the kid is a girl and say “That little girl so needs love”

Got it? Good luck guys

http://www.cwtv.com/shows/life-unexpected