Stupid salad
For lunch, I skip the protein bar and go down to the market and bring back a small cup of the grilled chicken suqqar and order a salad. The clerk is not Jammal, and forgets the salad. He asks if there is anything else, and I remind him of the salad.
Back at my desk, eat the salad, work on the computer, eat the chicken, turn to throw the two containers away, and the salad dressing leaks out of the box onto my right knee. So now, in a clean pair of khaki pants, I have a salad stain on my knee.
The fat man would have gotten a big huge lunch and skipped the stupid salad. Having a health food alternative stain isn’t much better then a greasy fast food stain. Still a stain. ARGGHH!
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Tags: family, health





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