Christmas cracker jokes

We had some really good Christmas crackers this year with some very nice prizes, including

  • a metal matchbox toy car
  • screwdriver kit
  • nail clippers
  • flashlight

The jokes included

  • Q: What did the hat say to the scarf? A: You hang around while I go ahead
  • Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede? A: A walkie-talkie
  • Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the frigde? A: Please close the door, I’m dressing
  • Q: What did the pencil say to the paper? A: I dot my i’s on you
  • Q: Where do little fish go each morning? A: To plaice school
  • Q: Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him? (this was the joke in my cracker which I asked to Anna and she said “don’t be a pervert at Christmas”) A: Because he wanted to see how long he slept (now we know who the pervert is)

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