Christmas cracker jokes
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Loading ...We had some really good Christmas crackers this year with some very nice prizes, including
- a metal matchbox toy car
- screwdriver kit
- nail clippers
- flashlight
The jokes included
- Q: What did the hat say to the scarf? A: You hang around while I go ahead
- Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede? A: A walkie-talkie
- Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the frigde? A: Please close the door, I’m dressing
- Q: What did the pencil say to the paper? A: I dot my i’s on you
- Q: Where do little fish go each morning? A: To plaice school
- Q: Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him? (this was the joke in my cracker which I asked to Anna and she said “don’t be a pervert at Christmas”) A: Because he wanted to see how long he slept (now we know who the pervert is)
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Tags: entertainment, holidays
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