Jim Skamarakas

So we have the original, posted in part 1. Now I need to find the music, and rewrite the lyrics. First pass would just be a search for

• song and replace it with whitepaper
• lyrics -> content
• sing -> write
• rhymin -> technical (or smart)
• time -> pages
• 3 minutes -> 30 pages
• worth of time -> worth of content
• much time -> many pages
• a solo -> an appendix
• a-music -> a-graphic
• recording -> publishing (could be writing)
• catchy music -> catchy graphics

, then improve it from there. And of course do this when Anna can’t see me doing it because she is royally pissed that I am on a work call and doing blogging while she is running around lithe the chicken with her head cut off for the party in less then 51 hours when the house will have 100 people in it.

This whitepaper is just 6 words long
This whitepaper is just 6 words long
This whitepaper is just 6 words long
This whitepaper is just 6 words long

Couldn’t think of any content
No I never wrote the content
So I’ll just write any old content
That come to mind, child

You really need words
A whole lotta technical words
You gotta write so many words
Hmm mmm
Ta do it, ta do it, ta do it, ta do it, ta do it, ta do it right, child

This whitepaper is just 6 words long
This whitepaper is just 6 words long
This whitepaper is just 6 words long
This whitepaper is just 6 words long

I know that your probably sore
Cuz I didn’t write any more
I just didn’t get to complete it
So that’s why I gotta repeat it

This whitepaper is just 6 words long (6 words long)
This whitepaper is just 6 words long (6 words long)

Oh I make a lotta money
They pay me a ton o’ money
They’re payin me plenty o’ money
To write this whitepaper, child

I gotta fill pages
30 pages worth of content
Oh how will I fill so many pages?
Hmm mmm
I’ll throw in an appendix, an appendix, an appendix, an appendix, an appendix here

(saxophone and drum solo)

This whitepaper is just 6 words long
This whitepaper is just 6 words long
This whitepaper is just 6 words long
This whitepaper is just 6 words long

This whitepaper’s got nothin to say
But I’m publishing it anyway
I know if I put my mind to it
I know I could find a good rhyme here

Oh ya gotta have a-graphic
Ya need really catchy graphics
This whitepaper has got plenty o’ graphics
But just 6 words, child

And so I’ll write em over
and over and over and over
and over and over and over
Hmm mmm
and over
and over
and over
and over
and over
and over again

6 words long
6 words long
6 words long
6 words long (fading)
6 words long (fading)
6 words long (fading)
6 words long

copyright 2007 Jim Skamarakas unpublished work all rights reserved

Oh I make a lotta money
They pay me a ton o’ money
They’re payin me plenty o’ money
To write this whitepaper, child

This one throws me, because I could go with

Oh I bill a lotta hours
I charge them a ton o’ hours (or leave it at money)
They’re payin me plenty o’ money
To write this whitepaper, child

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Categories: technology
Tags: humor, lyrics, music, song, whitpaper