Foreplay usually consists of putting on SpongeBob
I took a quiz on Facebook this morning, and one of the questions was how has having kids impacted your sex life. This was one of the answers, and what I took. Having a family means giving up your time, having kids wake up and run into your room, having teenagers not wake up with a howling irish wolfhound, causing me to get up, wake the teenager up, go back to bed and get told “don’t even bother, I have been sitting here listening to that dog for an hour before I woke you”
An hour, alone, with the kids alspee, and your spouse in bed, and you let the spouse sleep? We are two different people alright.
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