Dear Brighids home room teacher

Posted by Jim on September 23, 2005

Brighid has a possible stress facture from dancing. Apparently sending her away to camp ever year to dance like the wind has caught up with her. She has a medical note, attached.

Since this is a fracture it could have only come when she danced the Lambada. Once again this horrible dance, the forbidden dance, has claimed another victim. Feel free to call her Lambada girl to remind her of the tragedy.

Lastly, she is prone to bouts of Irish-itis. She can be seen doing a gig or reel in supermarket isles, at movies, anywhere there is an audience. This must be the work of evil leprechauns. If you see her doing this, you have our permission to grab a sheileigh and smack her on the back of the head until the evil spirits magic has left her.

We take this with the utmost of seriousness -  it makes a dad proud to go into work and tell people at the water cooler how other kids got hurt playing football, but mine got hurt dancing in an air conditioned room.

Signed

Brighid’s Dad

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