Because I know by the end of this email you are going to need to know how to find Carl, you can find him at his Century 21 Facebook Page located http://tinyurl.com/24bmq3m .
As the Wound Turns - The Continuing Saga
Because people are sending me messages and asking ever so politely (like the one “What the hell is going on with you??”) why I haven’t updated my status and what’s going on with me, here’s the latest and the greatest.
215-944-8989 Spanish speaking calls
Have you gotten a call from 215-944-8989? Here is the information you need. These calls are short, include noise or clapping or a cash register chinging in the beginning, followed by a woman speaking Spanish.
Golden Corral - Punishment for When You Can’t Decide Where to Eat
Golden Corral
Audubon, NJ
Today was a busy day for us. It was my first visit back to my surgeon since my hospitalization, and it seems that the nurses, even Nurse Ratched, are not lulling me into a false sense of security when they tell me my wound is looking good. I have one damn sexy wound.
Review - Plastic Surgeon Dr. Nestor Veitia
I have many times in the past reviewed restaurants, products, hotels, and various consumer goods here on my blog. It’s sort of what bloggers do. But it’s very easy for me to review a protein shake, because I can tell you that it tastes chalky or medicinal or too sweet. That’s universally understandable.
Plastic Surgery Part 4 - The Trip Home
Dr. Veitia was there bright and early on Friday morning, and told me that if I felt up to it, I could go home. If I didn’t feel up to it, I could stay another night. People, let me share this pearl of wisdom with you - NO ONE feels up to going home the day after this surgery. Do not follow my lead - STAY PUT!!
Plastic Surgery Part 3 - Post Op
So, this is where things get a bit interesting. I start waking up, and I think, how nice is this? The lights are dimmed, it’s very peaceful and relaxing in here. A nurse comes over and asks if I feel okay - ummm, I feel perfectly fine for someone who has obviously just been hit by an Amtrak Acela train trying to make up a time delay.

